Celebrity Voltron Logic Problems

IF:

Tom Cruise + Katie Holmes = Tomkat

and

Brad Pitt + Angelina Jolie = Branjolina

and

Ben Affleck + Jennifer Garner = Bennifer (II)

and

The President + The First Lady = The Prirst Ladident

THEN:

1. William H. Macy + Felicity Huffman = ?

and

2. Ashton Kutcher + Demi Moore = ?

and

3. Maury Povich + Connie Chung = ? (hint: this one's fun!)

and

4. Paul Newman + Joanne Woodward = ?

and

5. Chris Martin (from Coldplay) + Gwyneth Paltrow = ?

and

6. Tom Hanks + Rita Wilson = ?

and (lastly)

7. Justin Timberlake + Cameron Diaz = ?

All right then, Celebreticians. Get to it. Let's give Us Weekly a run for their money! (If you send your answers in with a self-addressed stamped envelope, I'll send you back a free Planet Hollywod "magic view" placemat and/or mousepad.)