Answers to Celebrity Voltron Logic Problems

On Thursday, October 12th, Hustla of Cultcha presented a challenge to its readers in the form of "Celebrity Voltron Logic Problems". Phone lines are now closed and unless you postmarked your entries by October 14th, it is too late to submit. Thanks to those of you who gave it a shot; unfortunately, however, nobody got any of the problems correct. We were particularly amused by the entries from a young man in Studio City, California, so we'll be sending him a consolation prize. But enough blibbidy blab. Here's what you're waiting for: the answers!

1. William H. Macy + Felicity Huffman = Puffy Face

2. Ashton Kutcher + Demi Moore = Mashed Potatoes in the Kitchen

3. Maury Povich + Connie Chung = Gus

4. Paul Newman + Joanne Woodward = New Pan for a Wood Man

5. Chris Martin (from Coldplay) + Gwyneth Paltrow = Chrisnethmartrow Play

6. Tom Hanks + Rita Wilson = Tito Wanks

7. Justin Timberlake + Cameron Diaz = Jammin' on that Timid Ass