Misheard Lyrics!

Sometimes what we think we hear in songs is so off the mark that when we find out the REAL lyrics, we feel downright silly. Here are a few that have flummoxed me over the years:

1.

Real Lyrics: "Pave paradise./ Put up a parking lot." (From Joni Mitchell's "Big Yellow Taxi")

Misheard Lyrics: "Shave paradise./ Puke up a barking snot."

2.

Real Lyrics: "Sail away with me to another world." (From Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton's "Islands in the Stream")

Misheard Lyrics: "Smell a way with me to a toilet bowl."

3.

Real Lyrics: "What else could I do?/ I'm so inspired by you./ That hasn't happened for the longest time." (From Billy Joel's "The Longest Time")

Misheard Lyrics: "What else could I poo? I'm so inspired by poo./ That hasn't happened for the longest weiner."

4.

Real Lyrics: "Since you been gone./ I can breathe for the first time./ I'm so moving on, yeah yeah." (from Kelly Clarkston's "Since U Been Gone")

Misheard Lyrics: "Since poo poo poo./ I can poo for the poo poo./ I'm so having a bowel movement, ugh! ugh!"

5.

Real Lyrics: "She's got a ticket to ride and she don't care." (From The Beatles' "Ticket to Ride")

Misheard Lyrics: "She's got the ticket to ride and she don't care."